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steve ouch hand crafted photography http://steveouch.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:31:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 ()o() http://steveouch.com/2012/o/ http://steveouch.com/2012/o/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:11:49 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=712

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Blaire Jump tester http://steveouch.com/2012/blaire-jump-tester/ http://steveouch.com/2012/blaire-jump-tester/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:55:22 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=708

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http://steveouch.com/2011/703/ http://steveouch.com/2011/703/#comments Sun, 27 Feb 2011 00:17:00 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=703 I am the rain of my subconcious

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Smooth Move needed for computer http://steveouch.com/2011/smooth-move-needed-for-computer/ http://steveouch.com/2011/smooth-move-needed-for-computer/#comments Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:35:27 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=698 564 layers in photoshop and my computer is feeling constipated.

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Rick Mu new member of GunShoe http://steveouch.com/2011/rick-mu-new-member-of-gunshoe/ http://steveouch.com/2011/rick-mu-new-member-of-gunshoe/#comments Tue, 08 Feb 2011 18:36:02 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=689

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-*- http://steveouch.com/2011/great-battles/ http://steveouch.com/2011/great-battles/#comments Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:01:05 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=680

great battles I say,
What’s the half price
battle of the day?

There’s a happy hour battle,
and an dieting battle too,
choose your battle
before it chooses you.

We suggest the “fight to the death,
between youth and age”,
or the hormonal coaster ride,
around a teenage.

There one that says:
Your not worth a dime,
and one who grinds you down
but that’s what makes you shine.

One great battle!
Free for all who wake up.
Hell! Get two for the price of one,
if your parents split up.

And at these low prices
you can scream, squabble and bray,
Cause there’s a back-stock of battles,
if your battle goes away.

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hmm http://steveouch.com/2011/hmm/ http://steveouch.com/2011/hmm/#comments Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:23:29 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=677

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Red room http://steveouch.com/2011/red-room/ http://steveouch.com/2011/red-room/#comments Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:00:38 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=673

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Cat http://steveouch.com/2011/cat/ http://steveouch.com/2011/cat/#comments Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:27:30 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=669

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Chris sketch http://steveouch.com/2010/chris-sketch/ http://steveouch.com/2010/chris-sketch/#comments Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:59:06 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=666

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Day by Day http://steveouch.com/2010/day-by-day/ http://steveouch.com/2010/day-by-day/#comments Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:58:11 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=664 I am rolling around in a circle,
as though I’m inside a barrel,
but I’m on a big Silicon ball
doo dee doo dee doo.

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Perineum of Thanksgiving and Christmas Potluck http://steveouch.com/2010/perineum-of-thanksgiving-and-christmas-potluck/ http://steveouch.com/2010/perineum-of-thanksgiving-and-christmas-potluck/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 19:40:08 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=661

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Vowel Movement http://steveouch.com/2010/vowel-movement/ http://steveouch.com/2010/vowel-movement/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 19:01:55 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=658 Eh,







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Blaire and Grimm Discovered! http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-and-grimm-discovered/ http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-and-grimm-discovered/#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 20:08:11 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=654

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http://steveouch.com/2010/651/ http://steveouch.com/2010/651/#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 20:00:42 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=651 There are seven oceans on this planet,

and you are one of them. ]]> http://steveouch.com/2010/651/feed/ 0 White Dandelion http://steveouch.com/2010/white-dandelion/ http://steveouch.com/2010/white-dandelion/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:36:10 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=647

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In the hands of greats http://steveouch.com/2010/in-the-hands-of-greats/ http://steveouch.com/2010/in-the-hands-of-greats/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:35:26 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=645 Dr. Lee Galda,

Has my book.

She laughed at my note

hoping she liked abstract thinking.

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Hiawatha Fun http://steveouch.com/2010/hiawatha-fun/ http://steveouch.com/2010/hiawatha-fun/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:29:57 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=642

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I’m reading Atlas Shrugged http://steveouch.com/2010/im-reading-atlas-shrugged/ http://steveouch.com/2010/im-reading-atlas-shrugged/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:29:06 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=640 “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” – Paul Krugman

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Happy Holidays all my friends! http://steveouch.com/2010/happy-holidays-all-my-friends/ http://steveouch.com/2010/happy-holidays-all-my-friends/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:54:18 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=635

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http://steveouch.com/2010/624/ http://steveouch.com/2010/624/#comments Sat, 13 Nov 2010 18:19:03 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=624
Road conditions seem right to drive today and creativity is car. Yesterday, it was icy.
Maybe I’ll just throw everything up in the air as see if the future falls out. Like in between sticks.

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Blaire Sees Bears Seeks Star http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-sees-bears-seeks-star/ http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-sees-bears-seeks-star/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 22:54:10 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=615

The starring Bear for Blaire Sees Bears

Children of ages three through nine,
Twinkle your noses and shine up your shine.
I’m looking for the girl and boy to star in my next book.
Come to the casting call with your parents in-line.

November 4th details.

You can also read the article from the Newberg Graphic.

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http://steveouch.com/2010/613/ http://steveouch.com/2010/613/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:40:54 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=613 Some foods are red,
Some violets are tea-cupped,
spagetti’s fun with babies,
if you don’t have to cleanup. ]]>
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http://steveouch.com/2010/607/ http://steveouch.com/2010/607/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:45:16 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=607 Holiday season green and red
Greeting smiles of white and pink,
family visits are like lutefisk,
after three days they start to stink. ]]>
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Pre-Shipment Sale http://steveouch.com/2010/pre-shipment-sale/ http://steveouch.com/2010/pre-shipment-sale/#comments Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:43:00 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=602

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Cherry becomes a skeleton http://steveouch.com/2010/cherry-becomes-a-skeleton/ http://steveouch.com/2010/cherry-becomes-a-skeleton/#comments Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:55:28 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=598

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Conversation tube http://steveouch.com/2010/conversation-tube-2/ http://steveouch.com/2010/conversation-tube-2/#comments Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:53:46 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=595 My halloween present and this weeks’ art project. There’s a rug inside.

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Conversation Tube http://steveouch.com/2010/conversation-tube/ http://steveouch.com/2010/conversation-tube/#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:40:16 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=592 Here’s the design for my halloween costume.

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Images for Blaire Sees Bears http://steveouch.com/2010/images-for-blaire-sees-bears/ http://steveouch.com/2010/images-for-blaire-sees-bears/#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:23:37 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=588

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Ghost me http://steveouch.com/2010/ghost-me/ http://steveouch.com/2010/ghost-me/#comments Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:33:41 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=584

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My literary last week http://steveouch.com/2010/my-literary-last-week-story/ http://steveouch.com/2010/my-literary-last-week-story/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:52:35 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=579 Dante travels downward to meet Holden Caulfield,
Who is an obviously misguided shit but quite smart,
They have conversation. Lots of it.
Holden learns about the cycle of expression and writing,
But doesn’t understand.
As they travel up through the rings of the Republic of purgatory
they meet a good ol’ Sport called Gatsby.
Gatsby concocts a masterplan plan to get a girl,
But when Dante finds out that it’s Beatrice he attacks Gatsby, killing him.
And so it goes.
Socrates meets up with the duo and uses the abhorrant Method of Elenchus
to show them that they’re all unstuck in time.
He continues to debate for so long that he convinces them
that the real location of Paradiso is a “zoo in Tralfamadore.”

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What’s up there http://steveouch.com/2010/whats-up-there/ http://steveouch.com/2010/whats-up-there/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:36:56 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=573

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Tatoo http://steveouch.com/2010/tatoo/ http://steveouch.com/2010/tatoo/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:20:50 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=569

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Gulliver http://steveouch.com/2010/gulliver/ http://steveouch.com/2010/gulliver/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 06:54:02 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=566 Still messing around with open exposure.

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I love trees http://steveouch.com/2010/i-love-trees/ http://steveouch.com/2010/i-love-trees/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:52:26 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=563

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Pen, oh my pen http://steveouch.com/2010/pen-oh-my-pen/ http://steveouch.com/2010/pen-oh-my-pen/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:49:35 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=558 This little object has almost as many hours in my hand as my finger.

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C and I playing open exposure http://steveouch.com/2010/c-and-i-collaborating/ http://steveouch.com/2010/c-and-i-collaborating/#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:21:23 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=552

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http://steveouch.com/2010/the-catch-22-of-the-tao/ http://steveouch.com/2010/the-catch-22-of-the-tao/#comments Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:31:37 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=545 The Catch 22 of The Tao

We let go of our viscous history to find our new way yet we still create history. ]]> http://steveouch.com/2010/the-catch-22-of-the-tao/feed/ 0 Out my window http://steveouch.com/2010/out-my-window/ http://steveouch.com/2010/out-my-window/#comments Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:39:46 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=540 “the devil ain’t got no music.” – Mavis Staples

Heard that today. Seeing how the music, no matter how horrendous it is, comes from our expression of the human spirit, I’d have to agree. Thank you Mavis for that great thought.

Here’s a look out my window the other night.

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House http://steveouch.com/2010/house/ http://steveouch.com/2010/house/#comments Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:52:26 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=537

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Movember is coming and Dress your mind accordingly http://steveouch.com/2010/dress-you-mind-according-movember-is-coming/ http://steveouch.com/2010/dress-you-mind-according-movember-is-coming/#comments Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:49:10 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=525 Movember is coming! If you aren’t familiar go to Movember’s website. It’s to raise money for groups supporting the destruction of cancer. I’ll be growing my mustache just like the one below.

I just finished Cather in the Rye and noticed that the psychotherpist threw out some infintely wise comments while Holden was basically passing out toward the end of the book. I love them but other than that Holden was a #$@!.

Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them — if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful, reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.

I’m not trying to tell you that only educated and scholarly men are able to contribute something valuable to the world. It’s not so. But I do say that educated and scholarly men, if they’re brilliant and creative to begin with — which, unfortunately, is rarely the case — tend to leave infinitely more valuable records behind them than men do who are merely brilliant and creative. They tend to express themselves more clearly, and they usually have a passion for following their thoughts through to the end. And — most important — nine times out of ten they have more humility than the unscholarly thinker.

Something else an academic education will do for you. If you go along with it any considerable distance, it’ll begin to give you an idea what size mind you have. What it’ll fit and, maybe, what it won’t. After a while, you’ll have an idea what kind of thoughts your particular size mind should be wearing. For one thing, it may save you an extraordinary amount of time trying on ideas that don’t suit you, aren’t becoming to you. You’ll begin to know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.”

- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher In The Rye (p. 246-247)

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kid and grownup http://steveouch.com/2010/kid-and-grownup/ http://steveouch.com/2010/kid-and-grownup/#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:35:48 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=515

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I missed out http://steveouch.com/2010/i-missed-out/ http://steveouch.com/2010/i-missed-out/#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:40:39 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=511 I couldn’t go to the fair this year due to a mighty tight timeline on Blaire Sees Bears. Here’s what I missed out on:

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Blaire Sees Bears Colore Palette http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-sees-bears-colore-palette/ http://steveouch.com/2010/blaire-sees-bears-colore-palette/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:33:25 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=491

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Little world sketch for for a page 20 of blaire sees bears http://steveouch.com/2010/making-little-worlds-for-a-page-in-blaire-sees-bears/ http://steveouch.com/2010/making-little-worlds-for-a-page-in-blaire-sees-bears/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:41:47 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=480

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When a cracked iPhone breaks http://steveouch.com/2010/when-a-cracked-iphone-breaks/ http://steveouch.com/2010/when-a-cracked-iphone-breaks/#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 22:26:08 +0000 admin http://steveouch.com/?p=476 This is what shows up.

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